Bentley Blower

So I'm standing there next to this most beautiful Bentley, when from around the corner cycles a chap. Late 50's early 60's, he pulls up his bicycle. It's one of those folding city bikes. He's wearing immaculate loafers and the hair is heavily 'Sassoon'd'. Obviously a local.

"Hmmmm, this does look entirely orginal", he says in a clipped upper class tone.