Ferrari Enzo

I can be incredibly mischevious. This particular car is a relative fixture in the swathe of London between Knightsbridge and Mayfair, and if you're in the know, then you aren't surprised when it shrieks past.

Ferrari California

When running my errands today, I turned a corner and about twenty yards in front of me was a woman with the most amazing body. I was only looking at her from behind, but she was approximately 5'8, 5'9 with long bouncy brown hair. Wearing a fitted men's blazer, with the obligatory Versace bag hanging from her arm, it was those long toned legs, framed in grey lycra, propped up with killer high heels, that made me up my pace. We happened to be walking in the same direction, and as I entered the convenience store with her, I saw her face for the first time. My world came crashing down.

Ferrari 348 TB

With the numerals standing for 3.4 litre V8, I find the TB to be an astonishingly pretty car.

Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

What's over 98% of five metres? Answer: a 612 Scaglietti. Those are big dimensions in anyone's book. The replacement for the 456 is a fantastic car in many respects. Whilst it's name is not particularly evocative, almost unbecoming of Ferrari with no significant romanticism in it's spelling or pronounciation, and the dimensions of the car defy the owner not to have the biggest alloys possible, it maintains an almost unparalleled position in the car market.